35 Weeks Down/ 35 Days To Go

I honor of my last month (give or take) I thought I would write down a few of the ways that has made me figure out I'm almost done with this pregnancy because honestly if I don't laugh about these things I'd cry.

- Your toes start peeling because now that you’re waddling you are walking on previously unused parts of your feet.


- You have to get a rocking start to get off the couch.

- You groan and grunt and never realize it till someone asks if you’re ok.

- I’m considering making my due date, the baby’s name and followed by “yes, we’re excited” and “no, she wasn’t an accident” my next tattoo.

- 10 hours in bed isn’t enough because you only spent 3 sleeping.

- You’ve recently scrubbed your baseboards.

- The baby hears me apologize to her daily for hitting my belly with the door.

- You feel more like the woman in National Geographic than the one in Cosmo magazine.

- It’s easier to smile and say you feel great rather than take the time to tell someone what no longer works on your body.

- Clothes are no longer required to be cute as long as they somewhat cover your belly and are comfortable.

- Spending most of your day in the bathroom is routine now.

- The motorized carts in Wal-mart look more appealing with every trip I take. If it had a bigger basket on the front I probably would have used one by now.

- Your new rule is if you drop something that isn't chocolate and you can't pick it up with your toes you didn't need it any how.
 

 

I know it will all be worth it in the end.